ok so my mom started talking to me all serious like “ok i am trying to respect your privacy but please can you keep things i dont want to see out of sight.” and i was really confused because like?? i dont leave anything incriminating lying around???? but then i went up to my room and realized i had gone to the dollar store today and left some of the stuff i bought on my bed, including this spray candy thing meant to look like a snake which now that i look at it
ah.
bahahaaha omg dies from laughter XD
(via aknightbecomesqueen)
